My wife is an idiot

"Honey, the milk is spoiled; I found that out when I got my coffee this morning".

"Ok."

So I go to get coffee; hardly any is left; barely enough for one cup (I usually take two).

"Did you throw your coffee out?"

"Yes....what was I supposed to do?"

"There wasn't much coffee left"

"Oh.....should I have made another pot?"

Duh.

I don't get enough sex to put up with this.